There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.