Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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