3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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