Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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