got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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