It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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