Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Randomize
