You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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