The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
