doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Every concussion has its silver lining
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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