Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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