he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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