when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Barsexuality is the new black.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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