I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
