My balls are so social today.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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