thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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