For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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