were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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