He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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