the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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