so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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