Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
How's work?
Spinning.
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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