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I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
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I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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