Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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