fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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