Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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