So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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