Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
It's just like the Real World with babies
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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