So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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