haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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