Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
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i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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