Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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