Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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