She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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