porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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