I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
