Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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