i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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