NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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