...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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