I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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