it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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