But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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