My friends, they love my intelligence
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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