Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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