She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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