I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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