She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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