so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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