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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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