you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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