I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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