69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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