He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
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I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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