After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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